Guys, as counter-intuitive as this may sound, dogs are great to get to pussy. Not pussycats, cuz they're scared of dogs and full of fleas, but pussy - poonan. Women like to cuddle cute furry things - that's why many have "experiences" in college, but anyways. Alexa Jordan was supposed to walk her dog with us, but the bitch (as in female dog, not female performer) ran away. So we brought Alexa over the office to make lost dog posters. We even offered her the glue to stick them all over town...

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